Being Gen-X means remembering life before the internet and cell phones while enjoying today’s comforts. We played with sticks and video games, appreciating both past simplicity and modern conveniences. Scroll down to enjoy the unique blend of old and new experiences compiled for you.
1. I’m so old I remember when this was the fastest way to get a picture
Remember when the peak of photo technology was shaking a Polaroid picture and praying it developed correctly? Those were the days before filters and retakes!
2. Gen-Xers: we are built different
Gen-Xers survived dial-up internet, Blockbuster late fees, and drinking from garden hoses. We’re practically superheroes compared to the kids these days with their TikToks and wireless chargers!
3. Admit it, you had a pair
Remember those jelly sandals? The ones that left your feet covered in sparkles and blisters? Admit it, you rocked them like a 90s fashion icon, no regrets!
4. Captain Caveman
Who needs modern superheroes when you had Captain Caveman? A club-wielding, fur-covered wildman solving mysteries with his Teen Angels. Simpler times, when cartoons made absolutely no sense!
5. Raise your hand if you played water game
Raise your hand if you spent hours trying to get those little plastic rings onto spikes in a water game. It’s the original, analog mobile game addiction!
6. A woman with $20 of groceries, before going home to her $25,000 house in 1980
Imagine buying a week’s worth of groceries for $20 and heading home to a house that cost as much as today’s down payment. The 80s were truly magical!
7. I’m old enough to remember when ice cream came in a box
Back when ice cream didn’t come in pint-sized hipster cartons but in glorious, rectangular boxes you could never close properly. The struggle—and the brain freeze—was real.
8. As a kid I always wanted the little chuck wagon to burst out of our cabinets. But life is full of disappointments
Every time you opened the kitchen cabinet, hoping the tiny Chuck Wagon from the commercial would burst out… only to find stale cereal. Childhood dreams crushed daily.
9. When someone asks me how old I am
When someone asks how old I am, I just say I’m old enough to remember life before smartphones. Watch their eyes widen in disbelief—I’m practically ancient
10. Still traumatized
Still traumatized by the time I spent ten minutes winding a cassette tape with a pencil, only for the player to eat it again. Those were dark days.
